If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
Unscripted scenes are some of the best. For example:
Johnny Depp’s “I’ve got a jar of dirt” scene,
the second explosion in The Dark Knight’s hospital scene, and
basically every scene involving Tony Stark in Iron Man.
I didn’t even like Scooby Doo that much, but I still don’t appreciate this!
And now to add salt to the wound…Chuck E Cheese…
*Sigh* I’m just going to lay down…and not get back up…
This world doesn’t belong to us anymore
are planets just the suns moons?
does that make our moon… moon moon?
(Source: jimmyjamjimjohn, via daat-ass)